Total Medals Earned: 380 (From 61 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,655 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Your very first gold!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Did I see a coconut?
You completed the game. Congratulations.
Medals Earned: 9/18 (205/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 19/30 (110/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Rescue Gretel
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get cut
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
All lights swinging at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/245 points)
Complete the "Forest" Level
Complete the "City" Level
Complete the "Lab" Level
Find one of the ten Golden Hearts
Seen all three endings
Complete i saw her across the world
Medals Earned: 29/30 (470/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Lose a life on the second level.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 6/12 (190/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.